Meow! Welcome to the Hooker Kitten website: "Kitty attire for all your needs. Wear it and Flaunt!", which is located at hookerkitten.com and hookerkittenproduction.net (the "Websites").

WARNING: Who's that luscious dominant babe? Cat of Darkness (a.k.a. MiLa Monster). Who else is running the show here?

MEDIA on home page: Music by 1 Plus 1 (2000), "Cherry Bomb" album version - self titled debut

MEDIA in Hooker Kitten Terms: "Casualty Vampires" by Circle Jerks - - This one's dedicated to my younger brother Carlos. Growing up, he was my idol and a cool bro. A comedian in my eyes and a trouble maker similar on the lines of Bart Simpson with the attitude and voice that reminded me of Suicidal Tendencies. Our family household was just one whacked out looney toon mess! I just remember all the yelling & screaming between him and I, fights amidst our step-sisters, or quarrels through my deranged parents, us getting on restriction constantly and slamming the bedroom doors, or sneaking out of the home + stealing mom and dad's car to go clubbing downtown or simply rebel. Ha haaa! Man, those were the golden olden days! And through music + my brothers crazy friends ... dude, I owe them a great deal of how I developed my character (self-identity) during my teenage years including adulthood.

™ and © 2006-2008 Hooker Kitten has teamed up with © 2006-2008 Crash Kitty In Seduction to produce visual designs sold only through MiLa Monster (the creative do-it-yourself artist), including the following online companies: www.cafepress.com, www.zazzle.com, and www.printfection.com (Services) as screen printed products or gifts exclusively for personal or souvenir enjoyment and non-commercial use. After all, "A picture says a thousand words and laughter is the best medicine! So get your ass in gear and START HOOKIN' !"

This website (and all digital art in it) was made with artistic effort and is kept in an appropriate condition, operation, or force by the one and only MiLa Monster herself. Please DO NOT copy, download, reproduce, modify, publish, redistribute, retransmit, publicly display, publicly perform or create derivative works from the content without first obtaining written permission from Hooker Kitten. On that same cat note, any existing people displayed here in resemblance to movie stars, rock stars, or lifetime mentors are simply a figment of your imagination. No really, they're fictional hand drawn characters in Illustrator + modified in Photoshop by MiLa Monster ... duhhh. But based from life experiences + events to a big percentage with chunks of creative invention. Any appearance on this website of anything not copyrighted by me is done purely as fan appreciation or devotion to clearly state, "These bands rock!" Or, "this artist kicks ass!" Needless to say, enjoy the links I provided! Because your ass isn't getting any younger ... and people should learn to appreciate art while you can. Music, advertisements, and art in general is all around us on a daily basis. And we all to some degree suck in knowledge and base our life experiences off of ART + Music. Art is my life and I am sharing it with you. I grew up with literally no parents to back me up. So, if you can imagine ... MiLa Monster was a rebellious and confused little kid. Naturally, my lifestyle was based around familiess who grew out of the 1960s and were pure hippies. So of course my weird ass is the next generation of kids who make up for the counterculture art phenomena!

Simple Rules of the Game: People view the world in many ways depending on how he / she grew up or place of region. Use your common sense:

WEB G: General Audience
Most parents would find this artwork (website) suitable for all ages. Although this rating does not signify artwork designed specifically for children, yet most parents may let younger children view this website unattended. It contains little or no violence, no strong language and little or no sexual dialogue or situations depending on the web pages you may come across between Crash Kitty in Seduction and Hooker Kitten.

WEB PG: Parental Guidance Suggested
This website contains material that parents may find unsuitable for younger children. Many parents may want to view it with their younger children. The theme itself may call for parental guidance and/or the artwork contains one or more of the following: moderate violence (V), some sexual situations (S), infrequent coarse language (L), or some suggestive dialogue (D).

WEB 14
Parents Strongly Cautioned
This website contains some material that many parents would find unsuitable for children under 14 years of age. Parents are strongly urged to exercise greater care in monitoring this website and are cautioned against letting children under the age of 14 viewing unattended. This website contains one or more of the following: intense violence (V), intense sexual situations (S), strong coarse language (L), or intensely suggestive dialogue (D).

WEB MA
Mature Audiences Only
This website is specifically designed to be viewed by adults and therefore may be unsuitable for children under 17. This website contains one or more of the following: graphic violence (V), explicit sexual activity (S), or crude indecent language (L).

Moreover ...

1. You're of legal age to view adult content and don't live in a country where adult material is illegal.
2. You're not going to distribute this material to any minor to see this material, or any other person who might find such material personally offensive.
3. You hereby agree with the Terms & Conditions stated below:

(A) If you find Cat's collection of visual images, jokes, or verbal descriptions offensive or disturbing - - don't look at them. HECK, GO AWAY! Go home and cry to mama!

(B) If you're a minor ... GO AWAY, scat! My bite is harder than you think.
(C) Don't use any of the material in this site against Cat. I'll scratch the hell out of you.
(D) You're gladly or voluntarily choosing to do so [enter my site(s)], because you want to view or read various materials which are available, for your own personal enjoyment, information and/or education. If so, then you're allowed down my alley anytime.
(E) Your choice is a manifestation of your interest in sexual matters, which is both healthy and normal and, which, in my experience, is generally shared by average adults in my community, along with college humor, life experiences, and so forth. Then again, if you ENTER Cat's site or have access to the links in general, regardless if they were voluntarily suggested, please keep in mind you (Male, Female, or even She-Male) freely engaged or participated in ENTERING AT YOUR OWN DELIGHT or by the SLIGHEST CURIOUSITY.

No one forced YOU to ENTER, similar to that saying, " Would you jump off a cliff or a bridge if someone asked you to? " Please understand all information, photographs, graphics, messages, or other materials ("Content"), whether publicly posted or privately transmitted IS NOT ADVERTISING "Content" that is unlawful, unsafe, threatening, harassing, slanderous, X-Rated, libelous, invasive of another's privacy, horrid, or racially, ethnically or otherwise objectionable, or harm minors in any way.

INACCURACY DISCLAIMER
The information of the HookerKitten.com and HookerKittenProduction.net web site(s) may contain typographical errors or inaccuracies and may not be complete or current. Cat therefore reserves the right to correct any errors, inaccuracies or omissions and to change and update information at any time without prior notice (including after you have submitted your order). Please note that such kitty errors, inaccuracies or omissions may relate to product description, pricing, and availability. Cat apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause you. If you are not fully satisfied with your HookerKitten.com and/or HookerKittenProduction.net purchase you may follow these guidelines depending on the online company you ordered from regarding returns and exchanges: www.cafepress.com, www.zazzle.com, and www.printfection.com (Services).

INDEMNIFICATION
You agree to defend, indemnify and hold Hooker Kitten harmless from and against any and all claims, damages, costs and expenses, including attorneys' fees, arising from or related to your use of the Site.

THIRD PARTY LINKS
In an attempt to provide increased value to our visitors, HookerKitten.com and HookerKittenProduction.net web site(s) may choose various third-party web sites to link to from its own site(s). However, even if the third party is affiliated with Hooker Kitten, Hooker Kitten has no control over these linked sites, all of which have separate privacy and data collection practices, independent of Hooker Kitten. Hooker Kitten has no responsibility or liability for these independent policies or actions and is not responsible for the privacy practices or the content of such web sites. These linked sites are only for your convenience and therefore you access them at your own kitty risk. None the less, Hooker Kitten seeks to protect the integrity of its web site(s) and the links placed upon it and therefore requests any feedback on not only its site(s), but for sites it links to as well (including if a specific link does not work).

Claims of Copyright Infringement.
The Digital Millennium Copyright Act of 1998 (the "DMCA") provides recourse for copyright owners who believe that material appearing on the Internet infringes their rights under U.S. copyright law.  If you believe in good faith that materials hosted by Hooker Kitten infringe your copyright, you (or your agent) may send Cat a notice requesting that the material be removed, or access to it blocked.  The notice must include the following information:  (a) a physical or electronic signature of a person authorized to act on behalf of the owner of an exclusive right that is allegedly infringed; (b) identification of the copyrighted work claimed to have been infringed (or if multiple copyrighted works located on the Site are covered by a single notification, a representative list of such works); (c) identification of the material that is claimed to be infringing or the subject of infringing activity, and information reasonably sufficient to allow Sanrio to locate the material on the Site; (d) the name, address, telephone number and email address (if available) of the complaining party; (e) a statement that the complaining party has a good faith belief that use of the material in the manner complained of is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent or the law; and (f) a statement that the information in the notification is accurate and, under penalty of perjury, that the complaining party is authorized to act on behalf of the owner of an exclusive right that is allegedly infringed.  If you believe in good faith that a notice of copyright infringement has been wrongly filed against you, the DMCA permits you to send Hooker Kitten a counter-notice.  Notices and counter-notices must meet the then-current statutory requirements imposed by the DMCA; see http://www.loc.gov/copyright for details.  Notices and counter-notices with respect to the Site should be sent to:

By email to: official_kitty_business@crashkittyinseduction.net

Cat suggests that you consult your legal advisor before filing a notice or counter-notice. Also, be aware that there can be penalties for false claims under the DMCA.

DISCLAIMER
THIS SITE(s) AND ALL CONTENTS OF THE SITE(s) ARE PROVIDED ON AN 'AS IS' BASIS WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, WARRANTIES OF TITLE OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. YOU ACKNOWLEDGE, BY YOUR USE OF THE SITE, THAT YOUR USE OF THE SITE IS AT YOUR SOLE RISK, THAT YOU ASSUME FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR ALL COSTS ASSOCIATED WITH ALL NECESSARY SERVICING OR REPAIRS OF ANY EQUIPMENT YOU USE IN CONNECTION WITH YOUR USE OF OUR SITE, AND THAT HOOKER KITTEN SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES OF ANY KIND RELATED TO YOUR USE OF THIS SITE. 

LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
HOOKER KITTEN SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY SPECIAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES THAT RESULT FROM THE USE OF, OR THE INABILITY TO USE, THE MATERIALS ON THIS SITE OR THE PERFORMANCE OF THE PRODUCTS, EVEN IF HOOKER KITTEN HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF DAMAGES. APPLICABLE LAW MAY NOT ALLOW THE LIMITATION OR EXCLUSION OF LIABILITY OR INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES, SO THE ABOVE LIMITATION OR EXCLUSION MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.

Choice of Language.
The parties to this agreement have expressly requested and required that this agreement and all other related documents, be drawn up in the English language.

Communications with Hooker Kitten.
Cat does not collect any personally identifiable information unless you voluntarily provide it in an email or in any form of communication to Cat. “Personally Identifiable Information” (i.e., Information that can be traced back to you or used to identify you. Personally Identifiable Information includes information such as your full name, home address, telephone number and e-mail address). You are responsible for ensuring the accuracy of the Personally Identifiable Information you submit to Hooker Kitten. Inaccurate information will affect the information you receive when using the Site(s) and tools and Cat's ability to contact you. For example, your e-mail address should be kept current because that is one of the primary means by which Cat is able to communicate with you. Cat will not broadcast your name or email address to any hookin' third parties and will not send you unsolicited email in your cat box. You can unsubscribe at any time by emailing official_kitty_business@crashkittyinseduction.net with unsubscribe as the subject header. When you send an e-mail message to or otherwise contact Hooker Kitten, Hooker Kitten may use the information provided by you to respond to your communication and/or as described in this Privacy Policy. Also, Hooker Kitten may archive this information.

Participating In Contests and Other Promotions. From time to time, Hooker Kitten may offer you the opportunity to participate in a contest or other promotion through the Site(s). If you desire to participate in any such contest or other promotion, you will be asked to provide Cat with certain information necessary to conduct such contest or other promotion. This information may include, among other things, your name, age, mailing address, e-mail address and hookin' phone number.

Smooches! Any queries in regards to this website, please contact official_kitty_business@crashkittyinseduction.net